Monday, July 22, 2013

AFROMAN – Freak On With You

[Verse 1]
Walking down the street with a gangsta limp
Hoes on the corner like a O.G. pimp
Feelin real good cuz I’m drunk and high
Throwin up the hood as the cars go by
The light turned green and I started to bail
Across the street, drunk as hell
Seen a fine girl at the red light
Her face her hair her car was tight
The light turned green and she had to go
The bitch pulled over at the liquor sto’
She got out the car and walked around
And there I was, posted ‘cuz
She looked at the Khakis hangin off my ass
She put her head down and tried to pass real fast
But on the way back out, before she left
I asked her with Colt 45 on my breath

[Chorus]
Can I get my freak on with you? (come here baby)
Smoke some weed and drink some brew (I love ya body)
Can I get my freak on with you? (yeah)
Smoke some weed and drink some brew (oww)

[Verse 2]
When I heard Too Short “The Freaky Tales”
I was still a virgin, I was mad as hell
Had nothin to lose, everythang to prove
Tryin to fuck every duck that moved
Hangin at the swapmeet, drunk and high
Flirtin with the hoodrats walkin by
Sometimes I got dissed, sometimes I got laid
Sometimes I got ganked, sometimes I got paid
High school parties in East Palmdale
Dancin with a female lookin bomb as hell
With a booty up against me make me feel real good
Plus her hands between my legs rubbin on my wood
My dick Johnny Cochran gets real hard
And all of a sudden, I want the broad
High on weed, drunk on beer
That’s when I whispered in her ear

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Redheads, blond hoes, Puerto Ricans and chicanos
Oriental girls not mention black
Back to back, stacked like a six-pack
Panties droppin, bra unstrappin
Like Mariah Carey I’ma +Make It Happen+
Whoo whoo (whoo whoo), ride hoes like my Coupe
I’m 30 years old in 2004
I got a wife and I don’t fuck around no more
Ay, remember Joby, well Joby’s a giant
And bitches wanna do me like I’m Kobe Bryant
Too many skeezers, too many diseases
Now I’m in the Bible tryna be like Jesus
I used to be a gigalo back in the day
I remember when I used to say

[Chorus: 2x]

AFROMAN – Dope Fiend

Will somebody call me a cab?
I swallowed another tab
I might overdose under the circumstance
So betta yet call me an ambulance

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

I used to smoke marijuana when I was a kid
Now I’m trippin on acid
I’m high on every drug known to mankind
So go ahead and pass it

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

My designated driver was this girl
Her name was Carolyn
But I can’t go home
‘Cause she just died from an overdose of heroin

She’s a dopefiend, baby, she don’t know why
All she wants to do is get high
Between her legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

This butt naked girl sat next to me
And offered me some ecstasy
Then she gave me a big fat kiss
With a mouth full of LSD

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

Wave your hands in the air
Then wave it like you just don’t care
If you got on clean underwear, somebody say
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Check it out all the homeboys gather round ‘cuz
Repeat after me

Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam
Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam
Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam
Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam

My hands are shakin’, my nose is twitchin’
My eyeballs are real gigantic
I’m layin’ in bed, with a throbbin’ head
And I’m trippin’ on widespread panic

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

Hell yeah, a man, I’m gonna do some impersonations right
A, the first one is a mixture between the lead singer of the B-52′s
And Robert Smith from the cure right

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

I’m gonna do Axl Rose from Guns N Roses ‘cuz

‘Cause I’ma dopefiend baby, I don’t know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is where my brain is at
‘Cause I’ma nymphomaniac

Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson, we gonna sing some country
Maybe I didn’t fuck you but little darling don’t cry
The fact is I masturbated about an hour before you came by

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind
On the road again

Open up your legs and let me stick it in
My favorite past time is making love to my girlfriend
I can’t wait to shoot my load again
Shoot my load again
Stick my dick some where it’s never been

AFROMAN – Drive Better Drunk

[Chorus: 2x]
Don’t grab my keys when the party’s over
I drive better drunk, than you do sober

[Verse 1]
I don’t know what you’ve been told
I’ve been drinkin since 12 years old
Started in 1988
Hangin at the liquor store real real late
I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup
Drunk the bottle, I threw up
Over the years, I learned to pace it
Get kinda tipsy, but not that wasted
I like beer, but I love malt liquor
Cuz malt liquor, get me drunk quicker
Stop on the freeway, take a whiz
Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz
I drive better drunk than I do sober
Cuz when I’m sober right
I think I can make through the, red light
Go, go, go, I hope I’m not dead right
But when I’m drunk, I know I can’t
So I ain’t, I drive like a saint
Drinkin is a class I did not flunk
I’m a Colt 45 certified drunk

[Chorus: 2x]

[Verse 2]
I dropped outta school in 9-0
Became the world’s greatest wino
I drink at home, I drink at work
Ignore the boss, he just a jerk
I drink 12:00 in the day
Relax my nerve, serve my yay’
When my day go bad, I always drink
Calm down, relax and think
Only days we like to clown
A 24-ounce ‘fore the sun go down
On weekends, that’s when it’s cool
To drink a 40-ounce, and act a fool
Once I get into that zone
I leave that beer and that liquor alone
I can barely walk, I can barely talk
But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk

[Chorus: 2x]

[Verse 3]
I ran from the cops in the rain
With my church shoes on
I drove from Palmdale, California to Compton
Drunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the club ended
All the homies left my in the parkin lot toe’ back
Wasn’t nobody out there but me and the sheriff department
Fell asleep on the 14
Woke up on the 405
Fell asleep on the 405
Woke up on the 105
Fell asleep on the 105
Woke up in bed
Call that, uh, autopilot
But don’t try that at home; I got skills
I am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators
“These crocs, they’re not your ordinary crocs
“You gotta grab them in the mandible”
We can’t find no hotels man (you know what I’m sayin)
So we might have to drive
All day, and all night
I got some music
So it’s alright

[Repeat 4x]
All day, and all night
I got some music
It’s alright

Make you feel good
Rollin through the hood
With your windows down
Checkin out your sounds
Just lend me a light
No stress and strive, baby

AFROMAN – Girls

Girls
(Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow)
I like the girls
(Ay, loco, sing that one more time sound good, ‘cuz)
Girls, yeah
(Oh, yeah, yeah)
I like the girls
(Give me a light, loc, a tell that girl over there
My name is Afroman)

I like ‘em short, I like ‘em tall
I like ‘em big, I like ‘em small
I like ‘em with hair, I like ‘em bald
To make a long story short, I like ‘em all

I like this girl, I like that girl
I like the skinny girl, I like the fat girl
I like the college girl and the hoodie rat too
I like the church girl Ms. ‘Goodie Goodie Two Shoes’

Girls
(I like the girls, sing it ya’ll)
I like the girls
(You know I do, I’m so in love with you)
Girls
(Oh, baby)
I like the girls
(You gotta understand, I can’t operate with no man)

I like ‘em shy, I like ‘em bold
I like ‘em young, I like ‘em old
I like ‘em smart, I like ‘em dumb
I like women anyway they come

Man, I like ‘em when they’re beautiful
I like ‘em when they’re ugly
I like it when they ignore me
I like it when they bug me
Ain’t a woman that I don’t like
I got drunk one time and tried to talk to a dyke

Girls
(I love the girls, yeah)
I like the girls
(Adam gave up his rib so I could take
A hot mama back the crib)
Girls
(I love you, baby, yeah)
I like the girls
(Hey, lady, I’m the hungry hustler Afroman)

I like the wrong girl, I like the right girl
I like the black girl, I like the white girl
I like the brown girl, I like the yellow girl
I like the rich girl, I like the ghetto girl

I like the nice girl, I like the mean girl
Outer space, I even got a green girl
I like the city girl, I like the country girl
Don’t let me get high and get the munchies, girl

Girls
(When I’m 99, I’ma have me a woman that’s fine)
I like the girls
(Make love and have a heart attack
Cum and go at the same time)
Girls
(Afroman, yeah, Afroman)
I like the girls

Ay man, I wrote this rap about Little Red Riding Hood
When I was a little kid, check it out, man

I met Lil’ Red Riding hood
We took a ride to my hood and I rode her real good
Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream
To make Red Riding Hood holler and scream

I said, ?Boom, bang, pop, pow
Grandmama can’t help ya now
When you’re on all fours like a horse on her hoof
I’m Afroman, the Big Bad Wolf?

Girls
(Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow)
I like the girls
(A both, y’all say yeah, yeah)
Girls
(I like the girls)
I like the girls
(You know why? ‘Cause I’m a locsta, locsta hundred spokesta)

Girls, they gotta be the most precious commodity
My brain’s like the ocean but nothing is swimming
Through my head except naked women
Of course I wanna have sex with you

Do I look like I’m a homosexual?
All you feminists hate my guts
But girl, you gonna love these nuts

Girls
(Yeah, we gonna break it down, you understand me)
I like the girls
(All my G-mosobies up there in Pimp-dale, Pimp-afornia)
Girls
(I’m smokin’ tumbleweed with all my homies from
Haddeys-herb Missi-hempie)
I like the girls
(Ay, man, check out this song we used to
Sing when we was little kids, right)

My girl got two big lips, taste like potato chips
My girl got two big boobs just like two inter tubes
My girl got two big hips just like two battleships
My girl got real long hair down to her underwear

My girl gotta slender waste
Her favorite seat is on my face
I got taste, I got taste

AFROMAN – God Has Smiled on Me

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AFROMAN – Deck My Balls

lick my balls with lots of sylivia

fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

tis the season to suck a drunk driver

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out of stye with ganster appearal

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stroll through the hood with a loaded double-barrel

fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

blazin blunts in a beat-up taurus

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baby gansters sellin dope for us

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digital scale to weigh and measure

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gettin over on the system brings me pleasure

fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

high as hell with dark sunglasses

fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

flunking all my stupid ass classes

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me and my homies kick it together

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drunk and high in real cold weather

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AFROMAN – Compton Isn’t Too Far Away

When I was young we wanted to get out the ghetto
But after we moved out of the ghetto
It was hard to get things we needed

I took a picture in the hood
Standing by the door
White T shirt and black khakis
Sagging kind of low
I see the corner that I worked
With my homies in the back
LAPD searching us
Looking for some crack

I don’t need to be the king of the world
All I need is some activator
For my Jehri curl

[CHORUS:]
Compton isn’t too far away
Neither is South Central LA
No matter what the cops try and say

We move from South Central
To the desert of the real high
Palmdale-Lancaster
Blue suburban sky
When I come home late at night
The sheriff harasses me
He puts me in the choke hold
So bad I can barely breath

I’m the hungry hustler Afroman
I’m going parking lot platinum in my Astrovan

[CHORUS:]
Compton isn’t too far away
Neither is South Central LA
No matter what the cops try and say
I’m selling yay

I see police lights
On palmdale boulevard
Back-up units pulling up
I’m thinking oh my god
I got nowhere else to go
My hands are in the air
I don’t know what to do
But you can’t have my weed and my brew

AFROMAN – Crazy Rap

(Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right?
Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin’ his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I’m sayin’?
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said,
Woooooo, good morning, ladies.
You like that shit, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man.
I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums,
everybody just crowd around the mic, I’ll tell you all these mutha-fuckin’ jokes.
But first, I’ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.)
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that’s all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin’ high as hell flyin’ through Palmdale, skatin’ on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the ’83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
If my tapes and my cds just don’t sell, I bet my caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale.
When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
Well, I was standin’ on the corner sellin’ rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn’t know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo’, fucked so long, I grew a fuckin’ afro.
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right. She sucked my dick ’til the shit turned white.
I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin’ like a ZEBRA!
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin’ with a 2 x 4.
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
But I ain’t mad at her prejudiced dad, that’s the best damn pussy I ever had.
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I’m a fuck that bitch just one more time.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that’s all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin’ high as hell flyin’ through Palmdale, skatin’ on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the ’83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
If my tapes and my cds just don’t sell, I bet my caddy will.

I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
See, I met this woman from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
Met Colonel Sander’s wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I’ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that’s all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That country music really drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!
Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan; I can’t wait ’til I fuck that bitch again.
Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her ’til she turned into a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
Fine young thing, said her name’s Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
I wanna get married, but I can’t afford it. I know I’ma cry when she gets deported.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that’s all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

Have you ever went over to a girl’s house to fuck, but the pussy just ain’t no good? (SAY WHAT?)
And then you’re getting’ upset cause you can’t get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT?)
Then a dude walks in. That’s her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?)
So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don’t bang.), you start talkin’ real fast.
But he’s already mad, cause you fuckin’ his woman, so he starts beatin’ on your ass.
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it’s soft. (WHUT?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that’s all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
[fade out]

AFROMAN – Cali Swangin’

BABY – MAKE ME FEEL ALRIGHT

Nobody feels – like a “G” feels
when he post up his ’64 on three wheels
Daddy ask me “what you wanna be when you grow up”
a low rider with some colt 45 in my cup

I was on my way to college and then saw
a Cadillac three wheelin’ down Crenshaw
It was nineteen hundred and eighty three
I knew exactly what the Fuck I wanted to be
a low rider bass provider drop down like a spider
spy the hood rat and go straight inside her

But if she Buttless
Bitch can’t ride in my Cutlass

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
runnin’ them Red lights sideways
In the parks and streets – brothers keep dying
but I drop the back and let the sparks keep flyin’
My daddy wanted me to take the Dayton’s off the Dodge
‘Cause the baseheads keep breakin’ in the garage

I keep saggin’ in my ‘Lac with my butt out, I strutt out
Look at my two front tires – you know I cut out
I took from the ghetto what I could take
But you can’t take my P.O with the metal flake
I’m a knucklehead buzzin’ off of alcohol
messing up a new car for no reason at all

[Chorus]
Hit the switch Homeboy, Hit the swiotch
Stop acting like a little old biotch
[x2]
Front and back Homeboy front and back
blaze the sac and pass back my yack
[x2]
Three wheels Homeboy, Three Wheels
let me see your low rider “G” skills
[x2]
One switch, Two switch, Three switch, Four
Oh my God, my batteries low.
[x2]

Cali
Cali Swangin’
Sound
system Bangin’
[x2]

Can’t stop sportin’ them allstars
can’t stop driving them gangster cars
new cars just don’t appeal to me
It’s 2004 and I’m a still a “G”
Cops don’t want brothers loiterin’
Gangbangers drive by and start Slaughterin’
So they talk alot of smack and write a fat ticket
but I drive around the corner, come back and still kick it
Gotta sell wheatgerm and crack, so
I can have money just incase a break a axle
I turn my music up loud – to attrack a crowd
throw the hood out the window, make the homeboys proud
Keep my kahki’s creased right, with my girl in my ride
I used to be local but now I’m Worldwide
afromanmusic.com blowin’ up like vietnam

[Chorus]

Af-ro-man-make the cadillac coupe pancake
Lock it up, Cock it up
Post on three’s, twist on D’s
Afro as you’re ride her, Cadillac walk like a spider
smash out fast then dump her
Sparks straight flying from the bumper
World-Wide-Hungry-Hustler
Hit that switch don’t be no buster
Hop in the coupe like a toad frog
Go swoop up your role dog
Cali Swangin’ K.J
Go way back like heyday
six stray
six ‘fo
A.F.R.O

[Chorus]


AFROMAN – Colt 45

[Afroman]
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin’ his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I’m sayin’
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I’ll tell you what
We’ll all have a good time
We’ll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I’ll tell you all these motherfuckin’ jokes I got
First I’m gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin’ them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin’ through Palmdale
Skatin’ on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the ’83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don’t sell, I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner sellin’ rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
Because I didn’t know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin’ afro
Then I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the right (right)
She sucked my dick ’til the shit turned white
Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin’ like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin’ with a two-by-four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain’t mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I’m gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said “aiee”
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I’ll fry some chicken if you’d just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin’ them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can’t wait ’til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I’m gonna cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin’ them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain’t no good
I mean you gettin’ upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to come
Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin’ real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin’ his woman
So he start beatin’ on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it’s soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off

[chorus - until fade out]

AFROMAN – Beer Bottle Up

[Laughing]
Yeah,
Comeon Homeboy, Turn it up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Buch-ach [x2]

Afroman, Double H, Double C
Double OG, Checking in the double tree

Colt 45, No Bubbley
Cops give me trouble, but they still don’t trouble me
Hit the lights, read my rights
Fly somewhere, anywhere, anywhere, I really don’t care
Run up in the club, grab me a woman (Oh)
Waitress keep them drinks ‘a coming (burp)
Hah, easy come easy go, fuck what you talking bout?
I don’t know, Shutup bitch, I’m in my own zone
Turn the music up, and leave me alone
Put your hands up if you’re with me (ooh)
Tell the bartender, ‘a hit me (Buch-ach!)

[Chorus 2x]

Take shots to the head, pick em up, put em down (uh)
You know tomorrow morning, your head’s gonna pound (Oh)
But tonight, since you don’t care, put your beer bottle in the air

[Chorus 2x]

The hungry hustler, Afroman, That fool Raule
Fatso and Matt Payne, Drinking brew
Drinking brew, taking blunts to the brain
Palms in the air, cause it’s a Palmdale thang
Everybody in the crowd, put your beer in the air (uh)
If you’re real short, stand up in a chair (uh)
If you ain’t quite, fucked up yet, smoke you a newport cigarette
Keep a beer, in your hand, take a swig every chance you can
If you feel the urge, go ahead and burp, chill for a minute
Then take a slurp, Drink slow homie, don’t want the bottle
To get all foamy, moving, grooving, jumping around
Bottle in the air, chugging it down.

[Chorus 2x]

Take shots to the head, pick em up, put em down (uh)
You know tomorrow morning, your head’s gonna pound (Oh)
But tonight, since you don’t care, put your beer bottle in the air

[Chorus 2x]

Throw it in the trash, drop it on the ground
Stagger to the bar, get another round
If you got alot of money, than share
I’m sure another alcoholic will care
Smoke a sweet, to the beat, if it’s good
Put it on the beat, gotta have alot fun before you get too old
Lock the door, to your room, drown everybody out with the boom
Stereo blasting loud as hell, cellphone calls go to your voicemail
Take a little time out for yourself
Cause Afroman is good for your health

[Chorus 2x]

Take shots to the head, pick em up, put em down (uh)
You know tomorrow morning, your head’s gonna pound (Oh)
But tonight, since you don’t care, put your beer bottle in the air

[Chorus 2x]

AFROMAN – Caddy Hop

Afroman…

latatatatatataaahaaaa

the two zigzags,

latatatatahaahaaaaaaaa

mister mix,

latatatatahaahaaaa

the hungry hustler,

latatahaahaaaa

Brand new Kakhi’s on my ass,
Colt 45 in my glass…
Cadillac Coupe Deville,
Hit The Corner on three wheel.
I got my soundsystem beating real good,
Hittin switches while I’m throwin up the hood.
I never play the radio,
I buy underground from the mom-n-pappa sto’.
I cruise late night by the clubs,
Smokin on a dub while my woofers just sub.
Baby I’m from haddisburg,
Those are my Caddies up against the curb.
I got gold Daytona’s on my car,
sport T-shirts, kakhi’s and all stars.
I like regular people, not stars…
I don’t play areas, just bars.

I don’t act funny, I don’t act funny,
just because I got some money… [2x]
if you lookin for the bomb [2x]
go to: afromanmusic.com, afromanmusic.com
if you lookin for some music [2x]
well let me help you choose it [2x]

I’m so glad I got my website,
I ain’t worried bout mtv,
I got 20 videos, buy ‘em all on dvd,
I’m so glad I got my website,
I ain’t worried bout mtv,
I just got my hydraulics,
come on and caddy hop with me!

caddy hop baby, caddy hop [3x]
caddy hop baby, you don’t stop…

The homies call me afroman,
I rap with a live funk band,
if you can’t buy my music don’t sweat,
order it of the internet.
I’m never on mtv, but everybody got my cd,
I’m never on the radio, but everybody knows afro.

You say you looking for some music [2x]
well let me help you choose it [2x]
if you want the bomb [2x]
go to: afromanmusic.com, afromanmusic.com

I’m so glad I got my website,
I ain’t worried bout mtv,
I got 20 videos, buy ‘em all on dvd,
I’m so glad I got my website,
I ain’t worried bout mtv,
I just got my hydraulics,
come on and caddy hop with me!

caddy hop baby, caddy hop [3x]
caddy hop baby, you don’t stop…

make you caddy hop, at the red light,
don’t trip, go ahead, that shit looks tight,
don’t pass by the homies, unless you hit the switches,
don’t have hydraulics, and act like a bitch!
when you hit the switches get your shine on,
think about the days, you got your grind on.
smokin that weed, drinkin that brew,
you like the lowrider? I like the lowrider too!

caddy hop baby, caddy hop [3x]
it’s the bomb! afromanmusic – dot com

AFROMAN – Graveyard Shift

“Is night shift okay with you?”
“Yes”
“Hey, well you got yourself a job, homie”

Graveyard shift ain’t never dead
We go to work when people go to bed
We got a tremendous work overload
The boss don’t care about the dress code

So, if your hair’s messed up, come on in
Nobody don’t care 3 o’clock in the mornin’
I’m fantasizin’ about a six fo’
Broke as hell, moppin’ the flo

I don’t know but I gots the hunch
(What’s that?)
That it’s almost time for lunch
Smokin’ cigarettes in the parkin’ lot
All the homies tellin’ lies ’bout the women they got

Nobody gets offended at a racial joke
(Why?)
Everybody’s laughin’, tryin’ to stay woke
(Yeah)
We takin’ it easy though times are hard
Pullin’ practical jokes on the security guard

And if you come late, the boss won’t boot ya
Standin’ ’round, talkin’ ’bout the future
Don’t even trip if you feel tired
Take a little nap, you won’t get fired

Drink a little beer , smoke you a spliff
(Beer, spliff)
Nobody cares on the graveyard shift
(Uh, yeah, yeah, uh, uh)

Party, on the graveyard shift
(Yeah, party)
Party, on the graveyard shift
(Oh yeah, alright now)
(You don’t have to slave)
You don’t have to slave too hard on the graveyard
(Oh)

Hey, yeah, uh
My name is Joseph Foreman, they call me, ‘Fro
(‘Cuz)
I worked at the neighborhood grocery store
We actin’ crazy like a bunch of kids
Playin’ frisbee with the trash can lids

When the boss man comes, baby we don’t run
He’s a fool like us just tryin’ to have fun
Graveyard shift is a little bit prouder
Play the radio just a little bit louder

DJ playin’ that midnight mix
(Mix)
Dance contest on isle number six
(Six)
Bumpin’ that old school too short rhyme
(Uh)
Got the homeboys in a soul train line

If you wanna act crazy, go ahead and be wild
If you wanna rap, go ahead and freestyle
Graveyard shift, you just can’t beat it
If you get hungry, grab something and eat it
(Ha,ha)

Drinkin’ in the back with my home girl
(Yeah)
The beer’s on the house from the corporate world
Act like a fool ’til the break of dawn
Yellin’ curse words on the intercom

Drag racin’ with the fork lift
Nobody cares on the graveyard shift
(You know what I’m sayin’? Ha)

Party on the graveyard shift
(Yeah, everyday)
Party on the graveyard shift
(Alright, yeah)
(You don’t have to slave, oh yeah)
You don’t have to slave too hard on the graveyard
(Break it down, fellas)
Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

I never would work on daytime
(Daytime)
Graveyard shift is my play time
(Playtime)
Daytime jobs are flaky
(Flaky)
Daytime jobs are shaky like Jello Gelatin
(What? Gelatin)

So, I work graveyard shift like a skeleton
(Yeah)
An afro-classic is what I am
I drive to work without a traffic jam
Everybody on the graveyard is like my brother
Always lookin’ out for each other

Speak up fo’ ya like I lawyer
If you come late, we’ll punch the clock fo’ ya
We gots no money but we got pride
If you car break down I’ll give you a ride

‘Cause the corporate world is oh so cold
To the people at the bottom of the totem pole
Divided we fall, together we stand
What you need? Get it from the Afroman

I’m not a thief but I got the hook up
For the barbecue ribs you wanna cook up
And if you need somebody to get drunk with
Call the homeboys from the graveyard shift
(Dedicated to all the blue collar workers
Strugglin’, strivin’, throbbin’, thrivin’)

Party on the graveyard shift
(If the boss lookin’ for me
I’m in my car asleep, you know what I’m sayin’?)
Party on the graveyard shift
(Hey, so watch my back
‘Cuz tap on the window or something, ha, ha)
You don’t have to slave too hard on the graveyard
Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

Happiness is hard to find
Happiness is a state of mind
It can’t be found in fame or wealth
It’s found real deep inside yourself

Brothers, stop singin’ the blues
Throw parties and barbecues
Don’t destroy your life, enjoy your life
Play with your kids and make love to your wife

Drink a little beer, don’t smoke no crack
Have a good time before Christ comes back
Keep your head high, keep your back stiff
I’ll see you Sunday night for the graveyard shift

Party on the graveyard shift
Party on the graveyard shift
You don’t have to slave too hard on the graveyard
Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh

(Hey, check this out loco)
No dental plan, no Medicare
(Graveyard, graveyard)
Said no vacation, the man don’t care
(Graveyard, graveyard)
Ain’t got no union no respect
(Graveyard, graveyard)

Dirty uniforms and a short paycheck
(Graveyard, graveyard)
Workin’ minimum wage everyday
(Graveyard, graveyard)
We gotta get over some kinda way
(Come on man)

AFROMAN – Bacc 2 School

Man, my daddy told me
Boy, when I was your age
I had to walk 13 miles to school
I said, “Oh, is that why you didn’t graduate?”

Talkin’ noise with all of my homeboys
Then we go back to school, yeah
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I’m sayin’?)
With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed
You know, I been act a fool, yeah

Mama
(Mama)
Go to the University of Smoking Marijuana
(What?)

All of my friends go to USC
So I’m gonna tag along and hit the bong with them
Walkin’ through the masses, lookin’ for my classes
I can’t concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and asses

Spend a lot of money on some brand new clothes
Tryin’ to impress these brand new hoes
Laugh every time I have sex with a chick
Baby, don’t know, I’m an ex-convict

Walkin’ round the campus with my ‘fro and dick
Every twenty seconds, I’ll be grabbin’ my dick
Full of alcohol at the football games
Doin’ more drugs than my nigga Rich James

My GPA’s droppin’ at a very fast rate
It would take a miracle for me to graduate
Maybe I won’t, maybe I will
Stressed out, poppin’ pills in my Coupe Deville

Talkin’ noise with all of my homeboys
Then we go back to school, yeah
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I’m sayin’?)
With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed
You know, I been act a fool, yeah

How do I party?
(Party)
And still pass
I hardly
(Hardly)
Ever go to class

Got a golden eagle on my stolen Regal
If you bought it from me, it’s illegal
‘Cause I’m Afroman, the educated crip
On a rock cocaine scholarship, cook that crack until it’s done

I use that for my Negro college fund
Broke minorities, sellin’ dope to those bitches in sororities
She’s drinkin’ one too many 40′s
She took her clothes off, now we’re havin’ orgys

Baby, I don’t mean to act rude
But you told me you would never fuck a black dude
Colt 45 must have got you in the mood
To eat a fat dick like sum soul food

Talkin’ noise with all of my homeboys
Then we go back to school, yeah
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I’m sayin’?)
With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed
You know, I been act a fool, yeah

Hey fellas, can I get jiggy with it? Hey, check this shit out right here
Hey homeboy, don’t stress, I got the answers to the test
My college professer smokes a lot of grass
She’s gonna make sure we pass

That’s how you pass trigonometry
Sell dope to your teacher, use niggernometry
On the microphone, there’s not a rapper bomb as me
And when the police pushin’, nobody’s calm as me

Wait a minute, you know what’s fucked up
Black people in college act stuck up
So self-conscious, and insecure
You wanna speak back, but you really ain’t sure

Look at me, what do you see?
You see the OG, you ashamed to be
So fuck you, you pretty little rich fat boy
You can suck my dick just like that boy

Talkin’ noise with all of my homeboys
Then we go back to school, yeah
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I’m sayin’?)
With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed
You know, I been act a fool, yeah

I said, “Honey
(Honey)
You got some sexy looks
You need money
(Money)
To buy your textbooks”

Get it wet, and I can get it hard
We can slide your vaginal credit card
Computer girl, come to my house and be my tutor girl,
Before we study, can we smoke a little Buddha, girl?

Raise your shirt, lick the nipples on your hooters, girl
Open up your legs, baby you’re the girl
Stick out your tongue and let me shoot it, girl
You was playin’ with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded

Down your thoat, and fuckin’ exploded
Tell your prejudice dad and mom
To email their comments to suck my dick.com
Afro’s the bomb, blowin’ up like Vietnam

Talkin’ noise with all of my homeboys
Then we go back to school, yeah
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I’m sayin’?)
With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed
You know, I been act a fool, yeah

Talkin’ noise with all of my homeboys
Then we go back to school, yeah
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I’m sayin’?)
With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed
You know, I been act a fool, yeah

AFROMAN – American Dream

Yes! Yes! Thank you for inviting me here for my final speech.
Ladies and gentlemen, homosexuals, lesbians, and transvestites,
allow me to introduce myself as the Hungry Hustler, Afroman.
I am the American Dream. Even though the government tried to experiment with me
by placing me in the projects, I’m still the American Dream.
Surrounded by drugs,
jeopardized my life by living around thugs,
but I’m still the American Dream.
Kicked outta Palmdale High School
because I was considered a distraction to the educational process.
I’ve traveled through the complete metamorphosis of the justice system,
and I’m still the American Dream.
Entered Juvenile Hall as a tadpole;
hopped outta prison as a bull frog,
but I’m still the American Dream.
The most rejected, disrespected,
when I went for a job I was never selected,
but I am still the American Dream.
And right about now,
I find it quite serendipitous to see that all of you some-timin’,
wishy-washy, two-faced, back-stabbin’,
coniving hypocrites have accumulated here in my midst to persecute my character
with such flagrant slanderousity,
but I counter-attack by calling it constructive criticism,
and all of your negativity has been recycled into motivation,
and I am still the American Dream.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost, but now I’m found; was blind, but now I see.
There’s a lot of people out there who can identify with me.
Young lady right here, you may be a single teenaged mother,
but you are still the American Dream.
The lady next to you, yes. Your breasts may not be as big as men think they should be,
but you are still the American Dream.
Young man, you may not be a baller, shot caller,
with 20 inch blades on the impala, but you are still the American Dream.
Young man right here, you may have spent all your money on a hood rat bitch
and didn’t get no pussy last night, but you are still the American Dream.
Yes sir, I am just like Ham. I’m for the black man,
the mexican, and even poor white,
all human beings that have no rights. So put down your past, pick up your future,
follow me as we journey through the Red Sea,
cause I have been to the mountain top,
I’ve seen the Promised Land,
mine eyes have seen the glory of the Underground Category.
My mind has been delivered.
My spirit has been reinstated from the Corporate World’s modern-day slavery.
I’ve been emancipated. Free at last! Free at last! Fuck a drug test,
I’m fittin’ to roll some grass. Love, peace, and Afro grease, Fro-ever! Buccooocc!

A-E-I-O-U, and sometimes W. ‘Cuz I’m high, cuz I’m high, cuz I’m high.

AFROMAN – Afroman Is Coming To Town

[Afroman laughing]
Hey what’s up, Dog Dirty?
Hey, Po’ Boy, check this shit out

You better not pout
You better not shout
I’ll slap yo’ grandmama’s dentures out
Afroman is coming to town

Hey I’m slapping her once
I’m slapping her twice
A no teeth blowjob feels real nice (slurp)
Afroman is coming to town

I know that you been smoking
All my tumbleweed
I looked into my dope sack
All I seen was stems and seeds (cluck)

Hey you better get dressed
Hit the door
Go to the dope spot and buy some more
Afroman is coming to town

All kinda states, all kinda cities
All kinda women yelling “Sign my titties”
Afroman is coming to town

All the ladies in the crowd givin’ me hugs
And all the fellas givin’ me noogs
Afroman is coming to town

The cops always know
There’s drugs at the show
Before they get to the stage
I smoke up all the ‘dro

Oh read me my rights
Take me to jail
The weeds all gone and I’m high as hell
Afroman is coming to town

Hey, Po’ Boy
Play a little sumthin sumthin, you know what I’m sayin’?

Hey Dog Dirty
Hey let me get a lighter man!

AFROMAN – 12 J’s Of Christmas

On the 1st Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, A Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 200 Reds and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 3 pounds of Grass, 200 Reds and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 7 white’s a buzzing,6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 8 spoons a snorting, 7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 9 Caps a dropping, 8 spoons a snorting, 7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 10 peyote buttons, 9 caps a dropping, 8 spoons a snorting, 7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 11 Magic Mushrooms, 10 peyote buttons, 9 caps a dropping, 8 spoons a snorting, 7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of Grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 Kits a dripping, 11 Magic Mushrooms, 10 peyote buttons, 9 caps a dropping, 8 spoons a snorting, 7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of Grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.

Afrojack – As Your Friend (feat. Chris Brown)

[Chris Brown]
I just can’t live anymore like this
My heart just opened up the door again
Just watch me fly as I spread my wings
Don’t ask me why coz there are too many things
And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like, “here we go again”
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend…

[Hook]
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend
As your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

Oh lil’ mama, I can feel your fire
You poisonous lady, let me take you higher
And I don’t care if it’s a bad time
Just label me the bad guy tonight
And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

I came to party hoping that you would fall in love
Don’t mean to put no pressure on you
Everybody loving madly
And the DJ, he’s getting drunk
Trying to get next to you

And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Hook]
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend
As your friend, as your friend
I woke up, I woke up as a friend
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

Afrojack – Can’t Stop Me

If this was the last dance of the night
Will you join me til the morning light?
Dance the night away cause it feels right
You can’t stop me, no-o-o

If this was the last dance of the night
Will you join me til the morning light?
Dance the night away cause it feels right
You can’t stop me, no-o-o

You can’t stop me, no
You can’t stop me, no-o-o

24/7, 365 with you
We know the end is here
You can’t stop me, no-o-o

If this was the last dance of the night
Will you join me til the morning light?
Dance the night away cause it feels right
You can’t stop me, no-o-o

If this was the last dance of the night
Will you join me til the morning light?
Dance the night away cause it feels right
You can’t stop me, no-o-o

Afrojack – As Your Friend (feat. Chris Brown)

[Chris Brown]
I just can’t live anymore like this
My heart just opened up the door again
Just watch me fly as I spread my wings
Don’t ask me why coz there are too many things
And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like, “here we go again”
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend…

[Hook]
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend
As your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

Oh lil’ mama, I can feel your fire
You poisonous lady, let me take you higher
And I don’t care if it’s a bad time
Just label me the bad guy tonight
And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

I came to party hoping that you would fall in love
Don’t mean to put no pressure on you
Everybody loving madly
And the DJ, he’s getting drunk
Trying to get next to you

And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Hook]
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend
As your friend, as your friend
I woke up, I woke up as a friend
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

AFI , Yurf Rendernmein

You keep on sayin’ that you want to know me
but you never show me your true self.
How can you ever expect someone else to know you
when all you’re going to do is just pretend
you’re someone else?
You keep on sayin’ that you want to show me that you’re really different,
but you’re just the same.
If you’re really mindless, then there is no way that I can win, maybe
you’re just one of them, or maybe it’s just a game.
You lie to yourself and remain alone.
I’m not exactly sure of your motivation.
I’m not exactly sure what you’re tryin’ to do.
All I’m really sure is that you’re not too impressive
and you’re wearing a mask that I can’t see through.
Maybe you’re not looking for acceptance,
maybe you’re striving for something more.
If it’s status that you lust then why try to be one of us?
You’re someone we’ll never trust ’cause
we know the score.

Afrojack feat. Chris Brown – As Your Friend

[Chris Brown]
I just can’t live anymore like this
My heart just opened up the door again
Just watch me fly as I spread my wings
Don’t ask me why coz there are too many things
And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like, “here we go again”
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend…

[Hook]
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend
As your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

Oh lil’ mama, I can feel your fire
You poisonous lady, let me take you higher
And I don’t care if it’s a bad time
Just label me the bad guy tonight
And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

I came to party hoping that you would fall in love
Don’t mean to put no pressure on you
Everybody loving madly
And the DJ, he’s getting drunk
Trying to get next to you

And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Hook]
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend
As your friend, as your friend
I woke up, I woke up as a friend
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
As your friend, as your friend, as your friend
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

And now we’re standing on the edge
Looking like here we go again
I used to be your man but today
I woke up as your friend

[Beat break]

AFI-Yurf Rendenmein

You keep on sayin’ that you want to know me
but you never show me your true self.
How can you ever expect someone else to know you
when all you’re going to do is just pretend that you’re someone else?
You keep on sayin’ that you want to show me
that you’re really different, but your just the same.
If you’re really mindless then there is no way
that I can win, maybe you’re just one of them, or maybe it’s just a game.
You lie to yourself. You lie to yourself. You lie to yourself and remain alone.
You lie to yourself. You lie to yourself. You lie to yourself and remain alone.
Remain alone. Remain alone. I’m not exactly sure of your motivation.
I’m not exactly sure what you’re tryin’ to do.
All I’m really sure is that you’re not too
impressive and you’re wearin’ a mask that I can’t see through.
Maybe you’re not looking for acceptance.
Maybe you’re striving for something more.
If it’s status that you lust then why try to be one of us?
You’re someone we’ll never trust cause we know the score.
You lie to yourself. You lie to yourself. You lie to yourself and remain alone.
You lie to yourself. You lie to yourself. You lie to yourself and remain alone.
Remain alone. You remain alone. Oh!
I can’t see through. I can’t see you. I can’t see through. I can’t see you.

AFI-Who Said You Could Touch Me?

You don’t know I am so,
you can not get close to me
and I don’t know who you are,
so just leave me alone.
I know you can’t believe
the anxiety you’re causing me
and I know you can’t believe
your fake compassion I don’t need.
Get away from me, You’re standing too close.
Keep your hands off of me.
Keep away from me, Just leave me alone,
who said you could touch me anyway?
Don’t try to rub my shoulders
and don’t try to hold my hand.
Don’t try to give me a fucking hug.
You crawl on me as if I were your very best of friends.
I don’t even know your name.
Get away from me, You’re standing too close.
Keep your hands off of me.
Keep away from me, Just leave me alone,
who said you could touch me anyway?
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. ah!

AFI-Your Name Here

It’s the same old situation, it seems it’s coming around again.
I won’t play the fool, I’m not screwing around.
I only play to win. I only want what I deserve so who are you
trying to kid? You can call it like you see it,
but I call it like it is. I’m sick of shrugging off your petty little ways.
The names are always changing, in the end it’s just a game.
We’re running in a circle, a never ending chase.
You keep on stepping out of reach, but you never win the race.
No more waiting around, no more hanging around,
no more dragging me down.
Everything’s so easy for you,
but I’ve struggled to get this far. I’m all alone in the fight.
What’s wrong, who’s right? I take it all to heart.
Your true colors start to show, you call yourself a friend.
The teams are drawn, you chose your side, you’ll get yours in the end.
You play along to the same old song just as long as you can win.
When someone better comes along,
you’re too cool to let them in.
So now I’ve got you wondering if I’ve got it in for you.
I’d like to tell you different, but I can’t because it’s true.

AFI – Where We Used To Play

I might seem a bit peculiar
A bit not right
for though I try, I remain a stranger – not of this time.

I swear I’m almost there
though I’ve been wandering for days.
I may be chasing ghost trains hoping they’ll arrive
where we used to play.
I may be hopping ghost trains for they terminate
where we used to play in those days.

I know I’m with strangers I recognize and I realize my own disowned me. Were never mind.

I swear I’m almost there.

This is right where we used to play.

I may be chasing ghost trains hoping they’ll arrive
where we used to play.
I may be hopping ghost trains for they terminate
where we used to play in those days.

I never will let it go until I find the place I called mine.
I never was truly meant for this time.

AFI – Who Knew?

Every single notion burned indelibly.
Every motion leaving scars behind.
All sincere emotion received skeptically with no preparation for life eternal.
Every tear that’s fallen brings one thousand floods.
Paper cuts are leaving blood behind.
All the silent laughter ringing piercingly.
I blink making my eyes mine.
Words in their worthlessness, they should be weighted down, but do I truly wish their cessation?

AFROMAN – Because I Got High

It’s Like, I don’t care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I’m selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn’t gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn’t gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I’m jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I’m gonna stop singing this song because I’m high
I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I’m high [repeat 3X]

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

- cause I’m high [repeat 3X]

(hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]

Well my name is afroman and I’m from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don’t beleive in Hitler, that’s what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head

AFI – We’ve Got The Knife

You’ve got your pretty face.
You’ve got disarming eyes.
You’ve got such social grace.
I’ve got my pretty spies.
I found you lost, misplaced.
I loved that lovely guise.
I said Id try my luck and you said, well you dont you dont have to try.
I forgot that night, what you said that night: I had the most exquisite time.
Well you got that right, but its not the whole story.
I want it all. I court the loveliest of crimes.

Say it, as if it were true.
We’ve got the knife you left behind.
Play it just like you do.
I wanna hear you mean it, when you say Im not next in line.
I court the loveliest of crimes.
Save it cuz weve got the knife.
You’ve got your pretty face.
You’ve got your stunning glow.
You’ve got exquisite taste.
I’ve got the marks to show.
You said youd shoot the stars but bullets make you blush.
Turns out, you liked to play.
Play with knives and I hear that it gives you a rush.

Well weve got the knife, yeah weve got the knife.
I’ve got the knife you left behind. Well weve got the knife.
Now I want the whole story. I thought you looked familiar.
I’d seen your face long before that night.
Now I wait, for you were no stranger.
No stranger to taking a life.

AFI-Wester

I can feel you waiting for me as the sun retreats to the hills and I,
Below the blanket of a burning sky, wrap myself within.
Embraced by dead leaves as the rain leaves trails of black down my face,
And I creep through the twilight to that
hidden place beyond the lonely.
I’ll meet you tonight in the whispers when no one’s around.
Nothing can stop us now.
Tonight in the whispers where we won’t be found.
Nothing can stop us now.
I can feel you dreaming of me and the time when our steps are retraced
and I creep through the twilight to that hidden place,
beyond the lonely, I’ll meet you.
Beneath a dream, lost in a dream tonight.
Smile.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Lynda MoyMoy-Bang Jali

Bang jali Bang jali orang

terlanjur kaya
Bang jali Bang jali terkenal

sedunia
Bang jali Bang jali suka goyang

hobinya
Bang jali Bang jali bagi dong

saweranya

Bang jali banyak uang orangnya

yang dermawan
Bang jali ayo goyang sampai

pagi asal tahan
Bang jali memang tampan

wajahnya yang rupawan
Bang jali ayo goyang sampai

pagi asal tahan
Courtesy of lyricsweety.blogspot.com
Bang jali Bang jali orang

terlanjur kaya
Bang jali memang baik hatinya

Bang jali banyak uang orangnya

yang dermawan
Bang jali ayo goyang sampai

pagi asal tahan
Bang jali memang tampan

wajahnya yang rupawan
Bang jali ayo goyang sampai

pagi asal tahan

Bang jali Bang jali orang

terlanjur kaya
Bang jali memang baik hatinya

Melanie Ricardo - Player

Sejak pertama kau merayuku menatapku
Baby, hatiku berdebar kencang
Rayuan mautmu membuat aku melayang
Baby, sampai ke awang-awang

Ternyata ku tahu dirimu merayu temanku
Dengan rayuan yang sama o o ah ah ah ah ah aaahhh
Ah kamu player, pusing aku jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan hatiku

Ah kamu player, pusing aku jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan hatiku
Hatiku sensitif karena baru putus
So please dong ah jangan sakiti aku
*courtesy of lyricsweety.blogspot.com
Sejak pertama kau merayuku menatapku
Baby, hatiku bergetar kencang
Rayuan mautmu membuat aku melayang
Baby, sampai ke awang-awang

Ternyata ku tahu dirimu merayu temanku
Dengan rayuan yang sama o o ah ah ah ah ah aaahhh
Ah kamu player, pusing aku jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan hatiku
Ah kamu player, pusing aku jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan hatiku
Hatiku sensitif karena baru putus
So please dong ah jangan sakiti aku

Ah kamu sensi aja, bilang aku banyak gaya
Mentang-mentang baru putus, muka kamu uh ketus
Memang aku kayak gini, gaya paling masa kini
Biar pria sirik, tapi wanita tertarik
Cium wangi si dia bikin aku suka

Lihat bodi seksinya bikin aku tergoda
Anastasya icha priska julia manda ira
Semua ingin ku punya, jadi harus bagaimana
(oh tidak boleh, satu untuk selamanya)
Ah kamu player, pusing aku jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan hatiku
Ah kamu player, pusing aku jadinya

Jangan jangan main-mainkan hatiku
Hatiku sensitif karena baru putus
So please dong ah jangan sakiti
Hatiku sensitif karena baru putus
So please dong ah jangan sakiti aku

Melanie Ricardo feat. Roy Ricardo & Tyson - Player

Sejak pertama kau merayuku

menatapku
Baby, hatiku berdebar kencang
Rayuan mautmu membuat aku

melayang
Baby, sampai ke awang-awang

Ternyata ku tahu dirimu merayu

temanku
Dengan rayuan yang sama o o ah
*Source: www.geelirik.com
ah ah ah ah aaahhh
Courtesy of lyricsweety.blogspot.com
Ah kamu player, pusing aku

jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan

hatiku
Ah kamu player, pusing aku

jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan

hatiku

Hatiku sensitif karena baru

putus
So please dong ah jangan sakiti

aku

Sejak pertama kau merayuku

menatapku
Baby, hatiku bergetar kencang
Rayuan mautmu membuat aku

melayang
Baby, sampai ke awang-awang

Ternyata ku tahu dirimu merayu

temanku
Dengan rayuan yang sama o o ah

ah ah ah ah aaahhh

Ah kamu player, pusing aku

jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan

hatiku
Ah kamu player, pusing aku

jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan

hatiku

Hatiku sensitif karena baru

putus
So please dong ah jangan sakiti

aku

[rap]
Ah kamu sensi aja, bilang aku

banyak gaya
Mentang-mentang baru putus,

muka kamu uh ketus
Memang aku kayak gini, gaya

paling masa kini
Biar pria sirik, tapi wanita

tertarik
Cium wangi si dia bikin aku

suka
Lihat bodi seksinya bikin aku

tergoda
Anastasya icha priska julia

manda ira
Semua ingin ku punya, jadi

harus bagaimana
(oh tidak boleh, satu untuk

selamanya)

Ah kamu player, pusing aku

jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan

hatiku
Ah kamu player, pusing aku

jadinya
Jangan jangan main-mainkan

hatiku

Hatiku sensitif karena baru

putus
So please dong ah jangan sakiti
Hatiku sensitif karena baru

putus
So please dong ah jangan sakiti

aku

AFI-Wake-Up Call

If I had my way I’d wish them away,
but I can’t find the magic inside of me.
I’ll give my best, cause I can give no more,
but your problems aren’t solved so easily.
I’m not someone that you should run to.
I’ve been, often, as broken as you,
more often than you’d like me to.
If I could heal all the pain that you feel,
I’d gladly cure all that ails you inside.
Unfortunately, I have no degree and I can not anesthetize.
I’m not someone that you should run to.
I’ve been, often, as broken as you,
more often than you’d like me to.
whoa!
I wish that I could help you.
whoa!
I can’t even help myself.
whoa!
It seems you need a saving grace and a savior’s something I’m not.
right! whoa!
I wish that I could help you.
whoa!
I can’t even help myself.
whoa!
It seems you need a saving grace and a savior’s something I’m not.

AFI-Weathered Tome

They’re coming ’round again. I’ve returned and they’ve been waiting.
Their aged offererings received and returned, passed through wet eyes.
I tremble as I feel them rolling in for, my sins, the old ghosts know.
So chilling as I feel them mourn within my soul. As the mourning grows.
Unfold before me. Turn back the page again.
Twenty four hours spent wishing that the day was never ending.
Shadows of glory shading my heart again.
Recall the summer when I left my heart to cool beneath the shadows I’m coming ’round again.
I’ve returned and no one’s waiting.
I strain my eyes to see but it’s so hard to read the old tags on the fallen walls.

AFI – Veronica Sawyer Smokes

Oh my story is not the oldest of it’s kind.
I was too touched to see you clearly,
far too young to realize I had loved so dearly you,
who’s world I had designed,
but the sweet smoke came with mirrors
and it brought tears to my wide eyes.
Dying just to see you…
dying since I misconstrued your blue heart,
black eyes, feigning falling, words I won’t forget.
I died right when I saw you while you shared that cigarette.

Oh I saw you every time I closed my eyes,
in the Hughes film I had scored,
produced and starred in, in my mind.
I could recite you, well, I’d written every line…
but you strayed far from my flawless script
on which I’d spent a lifetime!
Falling over dead.
Dying since I had misread your blue heart,
black eyes, feigning falling, words I won’t forget.
I died right when I saw you while you shared that cigarette.

AFI – [Untitled]

[Spoken]
We held hands on the last night on earth.
Our mouths filled with dust, we kissed in the fields and under trees,
screaming like dogs, bleeding dark into the leaves.
It was empty on the edge of town but we knew everyone floated
along the bottom of the river.
So we walked through the waste where the road curved into the sea
and the shattered seasons lay,
and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease.
In our cancer of passion you said, “Death is a midnight runner.”
The sky had come crashing down like the news of an intimate suicide.
We picked up the shards and formed them into shapes
of stars that wore like an antique wedding dress.
The echoes of the past broke the hearts of the unborn
as the ferris wheel silently slowed to a stop.
The few insects skittered away in hopes of a better pastime.
I kissed you at the apex of the maelstrom and asked
if you would accompany me in a quick fall,
but you made me realize that my ticket wasn’t good for two.
I rode alone.
You said, “The cinders are falling like snow.”
There is poetry in despair, and we sang with unrivaled beauty,
bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence.
Of blue and grey.
Strange, we ran down desperate streets and carved our names in the flesh of the city.
The sun was stagnated somewhere beyond the rim of the horizon
and the darkness is a mystery of curves and lines.
Still, we lay under the emptiness and drifted slowly outward,
and somewhere in the wilderness we found salvation scratched
into the earth like a message.

AFI – Values Here

What’d you say
When I said we’ll be here through tomorrow
In my heart and in my head
Fear of failure
Fear of reprimand
Two big problems
I’ve never had
I never doubted what I had inside…what I have inside
Values here in my heart
And we’ll be here through tomorrow
Every day’s a brand new start
Fear of failure
Fear of reprimand
Two big problems I’ve never had
I never doubted what I had inside…what I have inside
Fear of failure
Fear of reprimand
Two big problems I’ve never had
I never doubted what I had inside…what I have inside

AFI-Triple Zero

It burns! It burns! It burns my eyes and throat, but I need no antidote.
Gnawing and tearing at my insides -
seething, keeping me alive – hatred poisons me through and through -
a sustenance – keeping me true. It’s not too late.
It’s never gonna be too late.
Embrace your hate. The pain! The pain!
The pain it crushes me. I gain animosity. Acid sweat and
bloody tears, through it all I preserve.
Some sedate through indifference but I withheld zero tolerance.

AFI-Two Of A Kind

Hangin’ out and lingerin’ around, cause you know where
I’ll be found and I don’t know how you do it.
This obsession I must admit has me shaken up a bit.
My solidarity now only comes in pairs.
I’d like to see you before you see me.
I’d like to see you leave.
Showered by torrential praise, why it is I can’t explain.
Attempts to leave yeild no avail.
For me I don’t know what’s in store.
All I want is nothing more.
I don’t deserve what I get, I have nothing to return.

AFI – Transference

No room for doubt
accusations one to ten,
You’ve got my number boy
you’ve got my number boy,
No wasting time
now, you’ve got me dialed,
I’m one hundred eleven
less than perfection

Pride has faltered now you’re left crawling (keep your disease)
sealed lips will not cease the calling (your disease),
Pride has faltered now you’re left crawling (no shame)
sealed lips will not cease the calling

Pathetic eyes
complimenting what’s inside,
I’ve got your number boy
I’ve got your number boy,
So appalled
as I watch you purge,
Now see if your fiction
reads salvation

Pride has faltered now you’re left crawling (keep your disease)
sealed lips will not cease the calling (your disease),
Pride has faltered now you’re left crawling (no shame)
sealed lips will not cease the calling

No room for doubt
no pity is deserved,
You’ve got my number boy
you’ve got my number boy,
Coincidence
you’ve assessed correct,
I’m one hundred eleven
less than perfection

Pride has faltered now you’re left crawling (keep your disease)
sealed lips will not cease the calling (your disease),
Pride has faltered now you’re left crawling (no shame)
sealed lips will not cease the calling

AFI – Torch Song

Oh

I saw you. Angels came to light your path.
I heard you keep their wings pressed under glass.
Now am I so enthralled that I might die?
I saw you, sweetly smile, and say “do try”.

(anything)
I’d tear out my eyes for you, my dear
(anything)
To see everything that you do.

I saw you so bereft so pale and weak
When I looked through
You and I declined to speak.
I won’t say

(anything)
I’d tear out my eyes for you, my dear
(anything)
To see everything that you do. I’d do
(anything)
I’ll tear out my soul for you, my dear. oh my dear
(anything)
To feel everything as you do. I do

Anything
Anything… oh

Leave me
Leave me to grieve that nothing’s lost. nothing’s lost
Leave me
But when you leave me, know nothing’s lost. nothing’s lost

(anything)
I’d tear out my eyes for you, my dear
(anything)
To see everything that you do. I’d do
(anything)
I’ll tear out my soul for you, my dear. oh my dear
(anything)
To feel everything as you do. I do

AFI-Totalimmortal

Hope unknown. Sometimes just waking is surreal.
I walk right through the nameless ones.
I know that hope’s unknown.
Sometimes the water feels so real.
As I walk through it fills my lungs, my god, I’m drowning.
This day never seems to end.
This pain, never.
The rage I can not let go.

I hear them calling my name.
I feel them gnawing out holes through flawless souls.

So alone. Sometimes I swear that I can hear the taunting of the voiceless ones.
I fear that I alone fear those who finally ceased to feel that they’re alone
inside this place.
I am the misplaced.
Now every face, it looks familiar…
then every face would melt away until…
now everyone, do you know, I know your deception?

AFI – Too Shy To Scream

I come quietly. Silent entities
can lack a certain weight when unseen.
Do they speak of me?
My voice left with the breeze that
whispered “you should flee or you shall be seen.”

I’d die
if you only met my eyes.
Before you pass by,
will you pause to break my heart.

I am everywhere, everywhere but here,
for here is where you grace the nameless.
Were I not so weak, could I even speak
I’d warn that you should leave before
you’re seen with me.

They don’t hear me.
Do I bore them when I tell them
I adore them?

AFI – Where We Used To Play

I might seem a bit peculiar
A bit not right
for though I try, I remain a stranger – not of this time.

I swear I’m almost there
though I’ve been wandering for days.
I may be chasing ghost trains hoping they’ll arrive
where we used to play.
I may be hopping ghost trains for they terminate
where we used to play in those days.

I know I’m with strangers I recognize and I realize my own disowned me. Were never mind.

I swear I’m almost there.

This is right where we used to play.

I may be chasing ghost trains hoping they’ll arrive
where we used to play.
I may be hopping ghost trains for they terminate
where we used to play in those days.

I never will let it go until I find the place I called mine.
I never was truly meant for this time.

AFI – Too Late For Gods

Come with us
To the water as we celebrate poolside
Silver lined sons and daughters
Take the big dive
Celebrate before rejection
Before this pool shows our reflection
Too well
Diamond impressions
Lay where we fell
Without discretion
All the questions they’ll ask
Were we raised this way?
Such a promising past
Mayday

Go down in glory
What did I tell you, I promised they’d take me too
Down with the heroes before me
What did I tell you, I promised I’d give you a story
Tell me a story

Now look down
From these great heights
Soaring pristine and private
Through the storm
We will cut right
Across the skyline
Celebrate, conjoin with this storm
And radiate
We international wraiths
With hearts we’ve stolen
Flee but can’t keep
A thing that is golden

They say nothing was found
When we hit the ground
Did I forget to say
Mayday

AFI-Three Second Notice

Submission- My back hurts from bowing down.
Attraction – Was once so strong now can’t be found.
Affection – One gift i wish you would return.
Frustration – as i accede.
i do not deserve your frigidness, such callousness, yet i persist.
What’s wrong with me?
I told you “you can’t be replaced”, you showed me I’m disposable.
Spit in my face, as I submit, so I quit!

AFI-Three Reasons

Where were you? Say you were gone?
Well, ask me and I’ll swear you were there all along.
Another place? Another state?
At any rate, I can’t relate.
There’s no two ways, you’re a disgrace.
Drown down your fear, suffocate every spark of clarity.
Your weakness: sickens me, saddens me, strengthens me.
There’s no way to free responsibility.
Who’s to blame? Who’s in the wrong?
The truth from which you hide – it was you all along.
You were there, you didn’t care,
and your heart and mind were self impaired.
Now, all that’s left is our despair.

AFI – This Time Imperfect

I cannot leave here, I cannot stay,
Forever haunted, more than afraid.
Asphyxiate on words I would say,
I’m drawn to a blackened sky as I turn blue.

There are no flowers, no not this time,
There’ll be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words, I find.
I’d show a smile, but i’m too weak,
I’d share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this, hurts me.

I cannot stay here, I cannot leave,
Just like all I loved, I make believe.
Imagine heart, I disappear, seems,
No one will appear, here and make me real.

There are no flowers, no not this time,
There’ll be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words, I find.
I’d show a smile, but i’m too weak,
I’d share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this, hurts me.

I’d tell you how it haunts me,
I’d tell you how it haunts me,
(cuts through my day, and sinks into my dreams.)
I’d tell you how it haunts me,
(cuts through my day, and sinks into my dreams.)
You don’t care that it haunts me.

Oh,
There are no flowers, no not this time,
There’ll be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words, I find.
I’d show a smile, but i’m too weak,
I’d share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this, hurts me.

Just how much this, hurts me.

Just how much you…

AFI – This Celluloid Dream (Demo Version)

Calling tears from deep inside, oh, you’re so exquisite.
And in the mirror, all midnight eyes.
Oh, if I could remain, but it’s just a visit
All midnight eyes, read “vacancy.”

Twisting,
twisting.

To the lovely dancing lights, I begged, “May I cut in?”
But they never stopped, playing their song.
Of a joyous song they sing, I’ve heard whispers.
On a freezing note, I resonate.

Just like romantic verses, just like a joyous end,
just like a memory, it twists me.
Just like romantic verses, just like a joyous end,
twist.. twisting me.

You land as lightly, as the new snow,
(Cinematic)
onto the melting boy.
(and melt away)
You light as gently, you’re so.
(Cinematic)
Bathed in your radiance, I melt.

Oh.

In the glitter, in the dark, sunk into velvet,
Praying this will never end.
In the shadow of a star, in static pallor,
I realized I never began.

Just like romantic verses, just like a joyous end,
just like a memory, it twists me.
Just like romantic verses, just like a joyous end,
twist.. twisting me.

You land as lightly, as the new snow,
(Cinematic)
onto the melting boy.
(and melt away)
You light as gently, you’re so.
(Cinematic)
Bathed in your radiance, I melt.

All the colors, upon leaving, all will turn to Grey.
All the colors, upon leaving, all will turn to Grey.
(All Grey)
All the colors,
(All Grey)
upon leaving,
(All Grey)
all will turn to Grey.
(All Grey)
All the colours,
(All Grey)
upon leaving
(All Grey)
all will turn to Grey.
Grey.

Twisting me

You land as lightly, as the new snow,
(Cinematic)
onto the melting boy.
(and melt away)
light as gently, you’re so.
(Cinematic)
Bathed in your radiance.

You land as lightly, as the new snow,
(Cinematic)
onto the melting boy.
(and melt away)
You light as gently, you’re so.
(Cinematic)
Bathed in your radiance, I melt.

AFI-This Secret Ninja

Just like cellophane, you try to cling so tight to me,
but your attempt’s in vain. You’ve less sincerity than the plastic.
Paper in the rain. The print appears so bright to me.
The words remain. I hold it to the light, I see right through.
So eager to say, “hello”, but you don’t know me.
You just know what you see. Pay the price to see the show but you don’t own me.
Before you knew would you have felt the same?
Just when I’m inspired, you drain the drive right outta me,
and even when I’m tired you push me to perform for your amusement.
Just like raging fire, you burn what’s left inside of me and to fulfill your desire,
I’d give you light till I burned out.
So eager to say, “hello”, but you don’t know me.
You just know what you see. Pay the price to see the show but you don’t own me.
Before you knew would you have felt the same?
No!
Just when you start to smile, I look into your eyes
and see your veiled denial to express any real emotion.
Just wait around a while, you’ll lose what you once had for me.
I’ll be out of style, I’ll be discarded with the warmth you once feigned.
So eager to say, “hello”, but you don’t know me.
You just know what you see. Pay the price to see the show but you don’t own me.
Before you knew would you have felt the same?

AFI-This Celluloid Dream

Calling tears from deep inside, oh, you’re so exquisite
And in the mirror, all midnight eyes
Oh, if I could remain, but it’s just a visit
All midnight eyes read “vacancy”
Twisted, twisting

To the lovely dancing lights, I begged, “May I cut in?”
But they never stopped playing “their song”
Of a joyous song they sing, I’ve heard whispers
On a freezing note, I resonate

Just like romantic verses, just like a joyous end
Just like a memory, it twists me
Just like romantic verses, just like a joyous end
Twist… twisting me

You land as lightly as the new snow, cinematic
Onto the melting boy, and melt away
You light as gently, you’re so cinematic
Bathed in your radiance, I melt

In the glitter, in the dark, sunk into velvet
Praying this will never end
In the shadow of a star, in static pallor
I realized I never began

Just like romantic verses, just like a joyous end
Just like a memory, it twists me
Just like romantic verses, just like a joyous end
Twist… twisting me

You land as lightly as the new snow, cinematic
Onto the melting boy, and melt away
You light as gently, you’re so cinematic
Bathed in your radiance, I melt

All the colours upon leaving, all will turn to grey
All the colours upon leaving, all will turn to grey
(All grey) All the colours (All grey) upon leaving
(All grey) all will turn to grey
(All grey) All the colours (All grey) upon leaving
(All grey) all will turn to grey… grey… twisting me

You land as lightly as the new snow, cinematic
Onto the melting boy, and melt away
You light as gently, you’re so cinematic
Bathed in your radiance

You land as lightly as the new snow, cinematic
You land as lightly as the new snow, and melt away
You land as lightly as the new snow, cinematic
Bathed in your radiance, I melt

AFI-Third Season

It’s gonna take you by surprise as it rises.
Can you feel the pulse?
Can you feel the heat rising from below?
Can you feel the energy gaining strength, oh so slowly?
But i’ll wait…i’ll wait…till the seasons change.
i’ll wait…i’ll wait… till the fall comes.
And i’ll give you a mirthless laugh.
Can you see the signs?
Can you see the changing of the winds?
Can you sense the stillness in the air?
Calm will remain…oh so shortly.
But i’ll wait…till the seasons change.
i’ll wait…till the fall comes.

AFI-The Prayer Position

Now! Peel the skin back from the flesh. Steal the flesh back from the starving static minds.
From nature we must stray, to clarity we’ll climb.
Deadly impulse seems so natural, just look beyond it and we’ll find a brand new evolution.
Here begins a brand new line. And in the distance there’s a gathering, that no longer seems so far away.
Pushed to our knees so let us pray, and all together we’ll bring the real rain.
Watch all that’s wasted wash away, so let it come. Our will be done.
Stature retrieved, regain our form. Break free from instinct that’s left us all confined.
From nature we must stray to clarity we’ll climb. Tradition ingrained, now impermissible.
Now comes a call for all to find a brand new evolution. Here begins a brand new line.
I can’t help but fear, look to my species and tremble, to think that God is just…
And in the distance there’s a gathering that no longer seems so far away.